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Horoscope: Aries.

The Googler

Boptimism

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"I have an app for that."

Big Bang Boulevard

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

First O.M.G. church.

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

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Holy phone

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Two alien mechanics work on Curiosity.

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

Space Orchestra

No Connection.

'He meditates,on the harmony of nature and the meaning of life for a few weeks, and then - Zap! - A new silicon chip.'

Guru logs on to 'Why-fi'.

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

I'd like to check my e-mail...

"High tech genies?"

"Oops - a leftover piece. Where does this go? Should I toss it? Why did I even create an appendix?"

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

"Like, hello? nothing's wrong with the software. You hit delete. If you want to answer prayers, hit send."

"No need to log out...you already have."