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"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Chiller Theatre

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Zenemies.

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

A man looks up at the earth

How life on Earth really got its start.

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

Questions

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

God with Earth Controller

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.