Tech-savvy Celestial Thinker T-Shirts

"We offer several Cloud Storage solutions."

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Chiller Theatre

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Zenemies.

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

A man looks up at the earth

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

How life on Earth really got its start.

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

Questions

God with Earth Controller

"Uh-oh - climate change."

"I'm going on a retreat."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.