Tech-savvy Celestial Thinker Prints

"We offer several Cloud Storage solutions."

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Chiller Theatre

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Zenemies.

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

A man looks up at the earth

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

How life on Earth really got its start.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Uh-oh - climate change."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"I'm going on a retreat."

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

Questions

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

God with Earth Controller

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."