Celestial Tech Thinker Prints

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Chiller Theatre

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Zenemies.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

A man looks up at the earth

How life on Earth really got its start.

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

Questions

"Uh-oh - climate change."

God with Earth Controller

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.