Celestial Techie T-Shirts

"You were supposed to leave your flash drive at the Pearly Gates."

Heaven - Free WI-fi

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"I have an app for that."

An amplified harp

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

God creating the galaxy.

First O.M.G. church.

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Holy phone

You Have 1 New Messages

Map of Solar System from Memory.

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

No Connection.

'He meditates,on the harmony of nature and the meaning of life for a few weeks, and then - Zap! - A new silicon chip.'

Guru logs on to 'Why-fi'.

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

Bassoonist cherub.

I'd like to check my e-mail...

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

'You called for tech support?'

Horoscope: Aries.

"Like, hello? nothing's wrong with the software. You hit delete. If you want to answer prayers, hit send."

"No need to log out...you already have."

"This can't be heaven. There's no free wifi."