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"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Big Bang Boulevard

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

You are everywhere.

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

"I'm your sun!"

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Angel with speed camera.

'He seems nice.'

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

Budget Astronomy

Heaven will look great on our r

Covid Star

"What luck!"

"Apparently, 60 is the new dead."

Snow Moon

Angels aren't lackeys - do thine own work.

The Light Hotel

'Looking at the stars makes me feel small. I'm going off of my diet.'