Celestial Tech Enthusiasts Gifts

Time to go high tech

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Big Bang Boulevard

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

You are everywhere.

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"I'm your sun!"

'Whoops!'

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Angel with speed camera.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'He seems nice.'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Budget Astronomy

The Light Hotel

"Free wifi and unlimited refills are nice, but frankly, I expected more."

"What luck!"

'God wants to see you.'

Covid Star

'Looking at the stars makes me feel small. I'm going off of my diet.'

Snow Moon