Celestial Enthusiast Gifts

'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'

'When you meet him, whatever you do, don't say 'Oh My God'.'

'If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times...don't call me during eclipses!'

"Happy Mothers Day."

You are everywhere.

Stars

I can't help being self-conscious during an eclipse. It feels like everybody's looking at me!

'He seems nice.'

Budget Astronomy

'...So I said what I can't see can't hurt me...'

'What's with all those liberals suddenly getting struck by lightening?'

'Looking at the stars makes me feel small. I'm going off of my diet.'

God, number one.

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

The angel who managed to catch his halo as he fell from his cloud

'Looked just like a big, white bird to me, but then these ol' eyes ain't what they used to be!'

"It's only a paper moon."

'I still hate you.'

'Repeats?'

Angel falling in live with cloud that looks like a woman

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"You're always in a bad mood when you visit."

Reining in the Moon

Asteroid Trajectory Assessment.

"Looking up at the stars like this makes me realize how small and insignificant you are."

"It's sad to see that my old pal from the solar system is no longer with us..."

"How do I get off this Merry Go Round?"

The sun's relationship problems.

"I didn't know it was casual wing day."

Snow Moon

Covid Star

Snail Observatory

"Hey, Bub! Quit daylighting and stick to your night job."