Celestial Aficionado Gifts

"Hey! - What's this I hear about you ECLIPSING me?"

"Have you noticed how nobody seems to be in a hurry here?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"That's our new church mascot."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

The Suite Hereafter

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"You run into a window, too?"

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'Uh, no...Generally I don't take requests.'

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

Jenga!!!

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

'I'm worried about this growth on my back!'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

Punk Angel

You are everywhere.