Celestial Tv Aficionado Gifts

On-high def TV.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

You are everywhere.

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

'What's the wi-fi like?'

'He seems nice.'

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

'They come down here to smoke.'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'