"And on the eighth day, God lamented the Hollywood adage 'You're only as good as your last picture.'"
Celestial Cinema Buff Gifts
Searching for a gift for a space enthusiast with a flair for film? Our celestial cinema buffs' range combines the wonder of the universe with beloved movie themes, perfect for fans of astronomy and cinema alike. These thoughtfully designed products bring together starry skies and famous film references, making every day a star-studded adventure. Whether for a movie marathon lover or a cosmic explorer, these gifts are a creative way to honor their passions.
'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'
'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'
"I never knew God was such a sports fan."
Ghostwriting the Bible
"Unbelievable! A tick!"
"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."
'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'
"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."
"The bagels are better in New York."
"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."
"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."
"I must have pressed the wrong button."
Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"
'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'
"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."
Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.
'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'
'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'
Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.
"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"
'What's the wi-fi like?'
"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."
'It was a split decision.'
'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'
Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates
'They come down here to smoke.'
"God lives in the eternal present. The gift that keeps on giving."
"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."
"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."
'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'
"Any requests?"
Crescent moon...left - handed crescent moon
"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."
"I've been hearing nothing but good things about you."
Celestial Cinema Buff Gifts Collection
Celestial Cinema Buff Mugs
Explore our range of celestial cinema buffs mugs, perfect for adding a cosmic touch to your caffeine routine or as a thoughtful gift for movie and space fans.
Celestial Cinema Buff Pillows
Check out our celestial cinema buffs pillows, bringing starry skies and movie magic into their home decor with creative, comfortable designs.
Celestial Cinema Buff Prints
Browse our celestial cinema buffs art prints to decorate their space with cosmic movie magic and stunning visuals that inspire their inner explorer.
Celestial Cinema Buff T-Shirts
Discover our celestial cinema buffs t-shirts, designed for those who love to combine their passion for space and films with stylish, witty apparel.