Angelic Film Buff Gifts

Movie Angel

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'Just pretend they're not here. They're my transition team.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Heavenly Take Out

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

Death of the pope.

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

'When is break time around here?'

Heaven - Under New Management.

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Inventive Uses of Halo

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"