Angelic Film Buff Gifts

Movie Angel

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'Just pretend they're not here. They're my transition team.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

Death of the pope.

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

Heaven - Under New Management.

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Inventive Uses of Halo

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"