Angelic Moviegoer Gifts

'You realize of course everything here is G-rated.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Halo Frisbee.

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

You are very important to me!

Arch of Triumph Save

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Life on cloud 8

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Kissing at the Movies

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Cat Heaven.

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."