Angelic Moviegoer Pillows

'You realize of course everything here is G-rated.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Halo Frisbee.

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

You are very important to me!

Arch of Triumph Save

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

Life on cloud 8

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Kissing at the Movies

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"