Angelic Partygoer Pillows

"He's the life and body of the party"

The devil you know and his plus one

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Monk on the beach

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Life on cloud 8

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

Spring Break!

Death of the pope.

Devils in hell bang on the ceiling as the angels upstairs are being too noisy.

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

"I haven't read it yet, but I've downloaded it from the Internet."

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

'They were all out of wings.'

'You won't find much use for that, most celebrities go to the other place.'

'See, Harry? I am holier than thou.'

Jockeys wear top hats at Royal Ascot.