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"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Sloaney Pony.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

The devil you know and his plus one

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Masquerade

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

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Redhead

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Cheers

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

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Leo McKern

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Vampire Bat

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"My compliments to the sommelier."

Down on Bourbon Street...

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."