Elegant Partygoer Pillows

Jockeys wear top hats at Royal Ascot.

Sloaney Pony.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

The devil you know and his plus one

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Masquerade

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Carioca

Redhead

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Glyndebourne

Cheers

Christmas sweater alternatives

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Leo McKern

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

Down on Bourbon Street...

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?