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"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

'I can't believe that you eat black caviare with every meal.'

Sloaney Pony.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

The devil you know and his plus one

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

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Redhead

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Carioca

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

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Cheers

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Leo McKern

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

Down on Bourbon Street...

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"Aperitif?"

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

Monk on the beach