Party Goer With A Taste Pillows

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

Sloaney Pony.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Party Animals.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Green Balloon

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

The devil you know and his plus one

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Canape?

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Carioca

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Redhead

The Happiest Hen in Acle