Party Enthusiast Pillows

"This is the wine talking."

"You've been out partying all night, again, haven't you?"

"It's Lida Bascom's husband - he's frightfully unhappy."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Have you noticed it, too?'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Me/Mine/I-me/I/Myself...

'I've heard so much about you.' 'All bad I hope?'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Keep an eye on that Santa...I think he might be a damned headhunter!"

'Hello? I need a cab. I'm at a place called...um...looks like RAB or something.'

Hypnotist party.

Last night of freedom.

Birthday piñata.

Happy Birthday!

'Sorry, I'm terrible with names.'

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

"Didn't I tell you Tom was fun?"

"Please, do go on about modern financial theory—but with someone else."

'You know, hors d'oeuvres are completely lost on your side of the family.'

'You were terrific at the office Xmas party, Hansen, but now we'd like to have you return to your regular duties.'

'It looks to me like you've got an overactive thyroid!'

'How am I doin', guys? Guys?'

'Boozer's Week.'

Pessimists saw a ship sinking. Optimists saw that they needn't worry about the Norovirus.

'My Ed is a lawyer. All of his New Year's resolutions have escape clauses.'

"The person who blew up the balloon was fully vaccinated."

'Charles, I want you to met Joel. You have lots in common. He also thinks he knows it all.'

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

"On second thought, we'd be pleased to stay for dinner."

Blah blah blah.

Graduation Day...

Join me in a cocktail!

"Wow, I can't believe it's already time for you guys to pick up on social cues that we'd like you to leave."