Party Enthusiast Pillows

"This is the wine talking."

"It's Lida Bascom's husband - he's frightfully unhappy."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Have you noticed it, too?'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Me/Mine/I-me/I/Myself...

'I've heard so much about you.' 'All bad I hope?'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Keep an eye on that Santa...I think he might be a damned headhunter!"

Last night of freedom.

Hypnotist party.

Happy Birthday!

"Didn't I tell you Tom was fun?"

'Sorry, I'm terrible with names.'

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

"Please, do go on about modern financial theory—but with someone else."

'Boozer's Week.'

'It looks to me like you've got an overactive thyroid!'

Pessimists saw a ship sinking. Optimists saw that they needn't worry about the Norovirus.

'You were terrific at the office Xmas party, Hansen, but now we'd like to have you return to your regular duties.'

'You know, hors d'oeuvres are completely lost on your side of the family.'

"And what gives you the uneasy feeling that my workers comp claim is under investigation?"

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

Join me in a cocktail!

Graduation Day...

'Charles, I want you to met Joel. You have lots in common. He also thinks he knows it all.'

"Wow, I can't believe it's already time for you guys to pick up on social cues that we'd like you to leave."

"On second thought, we'd be pleased to stay for dinner."

"The person who blew up the balloon was fully vaccinated."

'My Ed is a lawyer. All of his New Year's resolutions have escape clauses.'

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

Blah blah blah.

'Must be the Geordie polar expedition team.'

"So, Carol tells me you're a baby."

'Crying is cool now.'