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'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Sloaney Pony.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Party Animals.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Canape?

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Green Balloon

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

The devil you know and his plus one

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

Peel poker.

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

All dressed up and no place to go

A man looks up at the earth

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Redhead

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'