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In the Conversation Pit of Hell.

The devil you know and his plus one

Masquerade

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Cheers

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

Gorgeous Groovers.

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

Vampire wih no reflection at fancy dress party

"He goes to a real party preschool."

'Hi, my name is Daniel.' 'And I am Thor,' thinks his penis.

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"Hey, everybody, look who's here!"

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

"Does anyone know whose husband is under the coats?"

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

"This is where the party budget ran out."

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

"Guess what Darling, Nigel's telephone number is exactly the same as my salary."

Jerry shows off his costume for the rest home Halloween party.

"I design tea-bags actually."

Singing at the Party

'I saw your cosmetic surgeon on TV last night... Oh no, silly me, I'm getting mixed up with the late night Frankenstein movie.'

Man Exhausted From Dancing

Two tired men on a train - 'Clubbing or parenting?'

"Thank god our drinks are protected."