Partygoer With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

In the Conversation Pit of Hell.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

The devil you know and his plus one

Peel poker.

Masquerade

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Cheers

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

" ... and this is my wife - I'm legally obligated to tell you that."

Gorgeous Groovers.

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

"But I prefer to let my Twinkies speak for me."

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

Vampire wih no reflection at fancy dress party

'Hi, my name is Daniel.' 'And I am Thor,' thinks his penis.

"He goes to a real party preschool."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

"This is where the party budget ran out."

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

"Does anyone know whose husband is under the coats?"

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

"Hey, everybody, look who's here!"

"Guess what Darling, Nigel's telephone number is exactly the same as my salary."

Two tired men on a train - 'Clubbing or parenting?'

"Thank god our drinks are protected."

Man Exhausted From Dancing

Jerry shows off his costume for the rest home Halloween party.

Singing at the Party