Partygoer With A Twist Gifts

"I haven't read it yet, but I've downloaded it from the Internet."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

The devil you know and his plus one

Peel poker.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Masquerade

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Carioca

Redhead

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Cheers

Christmas sweater alternatives

Leo McKern

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"Aperitif?"

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

Down on Bourbon Street...

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."