Partygoer With A Twist Gifts

"I haven't read it yet, but I've downloaded it from the Internet."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

The devil you know and his plus one

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Masquerade

Redhead

Carioca

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Cheers

Christmas sweater alternatives

Leo McKern

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"Aperitif?"

Down on Bourbon Street...

'I'm not very good at mingling.'