Partygoers At Heart Gifts

"He goes to a real party preschool."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Sloaney Pony.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Cow Pinatas

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Green Balloon

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Canape?

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

All dressed up and no place to go

A man looks up at the earth

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

Masquerade

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Carioca

Redhead

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'