Partygoers At Heart Mugs

"He goes to a real party preschool."

Sloaney Pony.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Green Balloon

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Canape?

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Masquerade

Carioca

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Redhead

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'