Partygoer Gifts

'Look at it this way Sylvia - I'm at a Bar Mitzvah without the Mitzvah.'

"Guess what Darling, Nigel's telephone number is exactly the same as my salary."

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Karen's excitement about showing off her new dress quickly faded when she walked into the party.

"I happen to be a doctor of music,madam."

Gulliver chats up young woman: 'I'm very big in Lilliput.'

"Are you married?" "No." "What about your wedding ring?" "Oh. Yes. I guess I am married."

Little black dress.

'We met through a shared interest - me.'

Man in top hat at a cocktail party.

'I hear you're a celebrity. Should I know you?'

"I hear he's quite high up in construction management"

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

Masquerade

'Hi, my name is Daniel.' 'And I am Thor,' thinks his penis.

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

"You know, maybe I could stick around a while longer... show you the ropes."

" ... and this is my wife - I'm legally obligated to tell you that."

"I've been seen on TV soaps..."

You are invited to a party to celebrate the resignation of the Prime Minister R.S.V.P.

Cheers

"Thank god our drinks are protected."

"Those people look snobby."

Beefeater cocktail

Will Sir be going on to his usual club ?

CS526218

'Son, this college is known as nothing but a big party school. Good choice!'

'Greetings, Martian, from the planet Venus.'

Club Ritz: Club Crackers

No screwing while dancing.

'Beware of imitations!'

'That's it, I'm going to become a monk.'

'- and I was so embarrassed last night, you danced like a man with two left fe----!!!'

"I design tea-bags actually."

'What are you? A man or a Mouse?'