Partygoer Gifts

'Look at it this way Sylvia - I'm at a Bar Mitzvah without the Mitzvah.'

"Guess what Darling, Nigel's telephone number is exactly the same as my salary."

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

"I happen to be a doctor of music,madam."

Gulliver chats up young woman: 'I'm very big in Lilliput.'

"Are you married?" "No." "What about your wedding ring?" "Oh. Yes. I guess I am married."

Little black dress.

'We met through a shared interest - me.'

Man in top hat at a cocktail party.

'I hear you're a celebrity. Should I know you?'

"I hear he's quite high up in construction management"

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

Masquerade

'Hi, my name is Daniel.' 'And I am Thor,' thinks his penis.

Will Sir be going on to his usual club ?

No screwing while dancing.

Club Ritz: Club Crackers

'Greetings, Martian, from the planet Venus.'

'Beware of imitations!'

'That's it, I'm going to become a monk.'

'- and I was so embarrassed last night, you danced like a man with two left fe----!!!'

'Son, this college is known as nothing but a big party school. Good choice!'

"I design tea-bags actually."

'What are you? A man or a Mouse?'

Beefeater cocktail

Cheers

"Thank god our drinks are protected."

You are invited to a party to celebrate the resignation of the Prime Minister R.S.V.P.

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

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"You know, maybe I could stick around a while longer... show you the ropes."

"I've been seen on TV soaps..."

"Those people look snobby."

Despite being a devoted Naturist, Holly wouldn't be seen dead at a party without her handbag and matching killer heels.

"I completely gave up drinking once. It was the worst two days of my life!"