Vintage Partygoer Gifts

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Green Balloon

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

The devil you know and his plus one

Canape?

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

All dressed up and no place to go

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

A man looks up at the earth

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Masquerade

Carioca

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Redhead

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'