Vintage Party Lover Gifts

"Oh, I beg your pardon – I'm just looking for my husband."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Party Animals.

The Missing Sock Returns

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Early Piety

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Canape?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Green Balloon

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

The Streets - Night

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A man looks up at the earth

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

All dressed up and no place to go

A Woman Holding Canapes

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.