Vintage Party Lover Gifts

"Oh, I beg your pardon – I'm just looking for my husband."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Early Piety

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Canape?

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Green Balloon

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

A man looks up at the earth

A Woman Holding Canapes

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.