Vintage Nightlife Lover Gifts

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Two men leaving the 'Darby and Darby club' together

Louis Armstrong

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Cocktails on the verandah.

I could have danced all night!

The Missing Sock Returns

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Early Piety

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Bryan Ferry

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Opening the Barrel

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Old Wine in an Old Bottle