Elegant Partygoer Gifts

Jockeys wear top hats at Royal Ascot.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Sloaney Pony.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

The devil you know and his plus one

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Masquerade

Redhead

Carioca

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Glyndebourne

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Christmas sweater alternatives

Cheers

Leo McKern

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Aperitif?"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."