Chic Party Goer Gifts

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Sloaney Pony.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

The devil you know and his plus one

Peel poker.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Masquerade

Carioca

Redhead

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Christmas sweater alternatives

Cheers

Leo McKern

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Aperitif?"

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."