Playful Party-goer Gifts

'You opened it five hours ago. If it breathes any more, it's going to hyperventilate.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

The devil you know and his plus one

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Peel poker.

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Masquerade

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Redhead

Carioca

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Christmas sweater alternatives

Cheers

Leo McKern

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"Aperitif?"

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

Down on Bourbon Street...

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

'I'm not very good at mingling.'