Fun-loving Party-goer Gifts

Emile's Unbeaten Record at Musical Statues Still Stood.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Party Animals.

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Canape?

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Green Balloon

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

The devil you know and his plus one

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A Woman Holding Canapes

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

All dressed up and no place to go

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Peel poker.

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

Masquerade

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

The Happiest Hen in Acle