Fancy Party-goer Gifts

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Sloaney Pony.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

The devil you know and his plus one

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Green Balloon

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Canape?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Masquerade

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Redhead

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Carioca