Party Lover Gifts

"I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave"

Getting older isn't the same as growing up.

'And what do you do?'

'Perhaps Madam would prefer something less robust.'

"Don't be silly - we're being perfectly fine hosts."

Terrible Results of the Higher Education of Women

'I thought you weren't feeling good.' 'The doctor told me to push the liquids.'

'Look, Spike! Now, there's a real party animal!'

"Welcome to the after-party."

'...You think my girlfriend's an airhead, don't you?!'

Three women with plastic surgery.

"Another birthday. I feel like a dinosaur."

Lady drinking Champagne.

The morning after her girl's night out Maude was suffering headaches, fatigue and nausea.

'Trubshaw, your application for the serious crime squad has been rejected!'

It's your birthday...so put your feet up!

"Just once I'd like to blow out my own candles!"

"Okay, now that I'm not wearing trainers or jeans can I come in?"

Woman at party spots man wearing identical dress and wonders...'could this be Mr Right?'

"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

Wine taster getting drunk

Wine Dive.

'Happy New Year!'

New Years Baby.

"I developed my sense of humor as a defense mechanism and it turned into a lethal offensive weapon."

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

Hungover at work?

"Nice to meet you. Say....don't I know you from somewhere?"

Louisiana Mask Mandate

'Mom, dad, happy new year!'

'Great news, boss. My clips of our New Year party are a big hit on YouTube!'

'That's all very well. But you're supposed to celebrate our anniversary with me!'

Committee on 'Socialized Medicine.'