Christmas Party Lover Gifts

Donner party.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Bacchus.

Christmas Tree

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Big Bang Theory.

King Kongs first christmas

A Woman Holding Canapes

Yo ho ho!

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Prosecco

Pirate eye test

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

PIna Colada

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Three

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

The Camp, Pt. 1

Pirate

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!