Winter Party Lover Gifts

"I'm not wearing any thermal underwear."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bacchus.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Keeping warm.

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Couple melting the snow around them.

A Woman Holding Canapes

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Prosecco

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Gimme the carrot!"

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

PIna Colada

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Prosecco

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

Lovers embrace

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

Join me in a Caiprinha!

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."