Winter Party Gifts

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Has anyone seen Derek?"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Party Animals.

Bacchus.

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"I think it stopped breathing."

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

Thesaurus Company

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

'Absent friends!'

Snowman of the Apes

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

How to read the dress code?

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.