Winter Party Gifts

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Has anyone seen Derek?"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Party Animals.

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Bacchus.

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"I think it stopped breathing."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

Thesaurus Company

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

'Absent friends!'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Snowman of the Apes

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

How to read the dress code?

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman