Winter Gatherings Gifts

Seven Layers.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Christmas Tree

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

The prying mantis,

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The devil you know and his plus one

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

celebrating a birth.

Party time.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Children's Party

Paul goes home for the holidays

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."