Holiday Gathering Lover Gifts

Paul goes home for the holidays

Christmas Tree

'He lives for his holidays.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Polygamists' Picnic

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Party time.

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

A child interrupting family prayers

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Horn of Leftovers

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Happy Turkey Day!

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon