Holiday Gathering Lover Gifts

Paul goes home for the holidays

Christmas Tree

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

Polygamists' Picnic

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Party time.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

A child interrupting family prayers

Happy Turkey Day!

Horn of Leftovers

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

North Pole twinned with Amazon