"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."
Family Gathering Lovers Gifts
For those who cherish family reunions and gatherings, our collection blends humor and sentimentality across mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and wall art. Perfect for the family gathering lovers who appreciate making memories and sharing laughs. Find something special that captures the joy, chaos, and love of family in a fun, creative style.
"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk
If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.
"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."
'Ahhh...'
Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children
"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."
T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."
Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!
Christmas Tree
"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."
"Hi-yah!"
#Thanksgiving #Nofilter
"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."
Wedding Day Itinerary.
"Can I have another sausage Dad?"
"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"
"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"
Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family
Polygamists' Picnic
"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"
Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!
"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."
"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."
'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'
"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."
"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"
'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'
"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."
'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'
Graph Your Relatives!
"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."
'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'
"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."
celebrating a birth.
Family Gathering Lovers Gifts Collection
Family Gathering Lovers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating family gatherings—perfect for family lovers who enjoy a good laugh or a loving message to start their day.
Family Gathering Lovers Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows that bring humor and warmth into your family spaces—ideal for those who love family reunions or relaxing fun.
Family Gathering Lovers Prints
Enhance your home decor with prints capturing the joy of family gatherings. Perfect for fans of memorable, love-filled family moments.
Family Gathering Lovers T-Shirts
Find witty and warm t-shirts designed for family gathering lovers. Great for reuniting styles or matching shirts at family events.