Winter Party Lover Pillows

"I'm not wearing any thermal underwear."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Keeping warm.

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Couple melting the snow around them.

A Woman Holding Canapes

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Prosecco

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

PIna Colada

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

Join me in a Caiprinha!

Lovers embrace

Prosecco

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

Pint