Christmas Party Lover Pillows

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bacchus.

Christmas Tree

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

King Kongs first christmas

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yo ho ho!

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Prosecco

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

Pirate eye test

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

PIna Colada

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

The Camp, Pt. 1

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Pirate

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"