Party Lover Pillows

"I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave"

Getting older isn't the same as growing up.

'And what do you do?'

'Perhaps Madam would prefer something less robust.'

"Welcome to the after-party."

"Don't be silly - we're being perfectly fine hosts."

Terrible Results of the Higher Education of Women

'...You think my girlfriend's an airhead, don't you?!'

"Another birthday. I feel like a dinosaur."

Three women with plastic surgery.

The morning after her girl's night out Maude was suffering headaches, fatigue and nausea.

Lady drinking Champagne.

"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

"Okay, now that I'm not wearing trainers or jeans can I come in?"

Wine taster getting drunk

It's your birthday...so put your feet up!

'Trubshaw, your application for the serious crime squad has been rejected!'

Wine Dive.

Woman at party spots man wearing identical dress and wonders...'could this be Mr Right?'

"I developed my sense of humor as a defense mechanism and it turned into a lethal offensive weapon."

"Happy New Year!"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Louisiana Mask Mandate

Penguin Party - 'Formal? Damn it Kevin, you told me it was fancy dress!'

'Happy New Year!'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'Four years ago I couldn't even spell party animal.'

Large Masquerade Ticket.

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

Text Mingling.

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'Mom, dad, happy new year!'

'Beer is 90% water, so as long as I leave over 10% I can have all I want.'