Party Game Lover Pillows

Pinata poop.

Capture the Flag

"The first rule of Musical Chairs Club is. . . you have to get out of your chairs!"

Three surgeons operate on a piñata.

'Another game show! No doubt they'll get round to adapting postmans' knock and musical chairs next.'

Pin the tail on the Doggie.

'There you are, B'wana. Now go pin the tail on the donkey.'

"I've come for only one of you... the one who doesn't have a chair when the music stops."

'I refuse to kiss this guy's ass.'

Santa walks in on gangsters playing cards

''What have I told you about hanging around with those kids from the estate?''

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Cow Pinatas

Bacchus.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Green Balloon

Canape?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Sweep the board.

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night