Party Game Lover Mugs

Pinata poop.

Capture the Flag

"The first rule of Musical Chairs Club is. . . you have to get out of your chairs!"

Three surgeons operate on a piñata.

'Another game show! No doubt they'll get round to adapting postmans' knock and musical chairs next.'

'There you are, B'wana. Now go pin the tail on the donkey.'

"I've come for only one of you... the one who doesn't have a chair when the music stops."

Santa walks in on gangsters playing cards

''What have I told you about hanging around with those kids from the estate?''

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Party Animals.

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Green Balloon

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Canape?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Sweep the board.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

A man looks up at the earth

A Woman Holding Canapes

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."