Party Games Pillows

"I win. I win."

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

'Wake up kid, We've got some party games of our own we'd like to play,'

Bobbing for Clogged Drains,

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"AWW! We ALWAYS do a scavenger hunt!"

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

'Wanna play 'go fish'?'

A blindfolded vet attempts to pin the tail on a donkey

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

Capture the Flag

"The first rule of Musical Chairs Club is. . . you have to get out of your chairs!"

Covid pinata

"I'm sorry guys – I guess at our age Truth or Dare is a little too fraught."

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

Pin it all on the donkey

"Most of them have candy. This one's filled with nuts."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Spin the Noodle"

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

A child blows up a piñata

"For your holiday bonus you get a whack at the company's pinata."

"Have ye seen the white donkey?"

"Remember, pretend it's the patriarchy."

"Perhaps we should've stuck to pass the parcel."

Bad Halloween party games #7: Bobbing for Lobsters

"Die alone"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Proctologists' Office Party Games

Limbo Champ Exit

"The first rule of musical chairs club is...you have to get out of your chairs!"

Musical Chairs

"Sure, playing hot potato is fun until someone pokes an eye out!"

Pin the Tail on the Donkey