Party Game Enthusiast Pillows

Bobbing for Clogged Drains,

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Pin the fish on the bull.

"Made a crop circle? Abducted an Earthling? Probed a..."

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

"I never saw that. You ain't pinning that on me, copper!"

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

Cow limbos under electric fence.

"You've got a really mean streak, not telling him that everyone went home ages ago..."

"Steve found it hard to express his feelings."

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

'Next, to Fargo, for the exciting World Championship of Musical Chairs!'

Inventive Uses of Halo

"Sure, playing hot potato is fun until someone pokes an eye out!"

Blind, blind man's buff.

"Who you calling a candyass?"

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

"Spin the Noodle"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Canape?

Green Balloon

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

'I like you, you've got balls.'